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July 29, 2018



Certified OCD

Surya Gandhi

Dumb & Dumber 3
Dumb, Dumber & Trump


Loved it all but especially ABBA and Queen.


LOL. Going to post a link to the FUMP Facebook page.

Per "wertigon" Ekström

Great stuff, would also love to see it on Broadway but might not happen until Trump leaves the White house (assuming the 8 year rule is still in effect by then).

john F.

mamma mia! Here we go again ....

Apple breaks all records for a June Q.



What’s Tomi going to do on 1/20/2025 when he can’t make any more Trump jokes?

And here I thought Tomi would be celebrating Apple being knocked to 3rd place in market share by Huawei. Instead he is in full TDS.


Sorry. BBK Electronics might still be second - (Oppo, Vivo, OnePlus, RealMe iMoo? phones).
Huawei (I guess includes Honor phones) is 3rd with iPhones now 4th. That will probably change, especially in the 4th quarter but shows how close the race is.


It's just been announced that Huawei has overtaken Apple ( Please stop that nonsense.


But where is iPhone Mini?

Irrelevant anyway. As you all know.

Krista Sanders

I’ll be around Tomi... I did learn some interesting things about you today such as what your voice actually sounds like on YouTube.
I would like to think our exchanges are worth more to you than your hatred for Johnny Cash. And that I matter to you as a friend.
I did not set out to intentionally hurt you- yet you have intentionally hurt me by so easily removing me from your life.
I’m not blocking you... I’ll still be around after your walk and after you cool off.

Krista Sanders

And yes you made me cry.

Jim Glu .have.lots.of.fakes.account

Trump Documentary


A Finnish Agent, named Tomi Ahonen, meddled in US midterm election



Catriona! Where have you been hiding. We miss you 😘


The corrupt CIA, FBI, DOJ and the Clintons will give Tomi a merit badge.



FoxNews will certainly love to grill Tomi


I love the whole idea of this musical.


Man, I loved the entire play. After reading it these songs will never be the same for me.
Tomi, I would be very interested in reading your forecast for the upcoming midterms (House and Senate). 538 has already started its forecast for the House. Will you?


Out there are roomers that Trump might resign soon...

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