This is a big scoop for the Communities Dominate blog. We have just received the first complete list of the Ten Laws of TrumpoDynamics from the brilliant scientists at Trump University. Just in time for the debates tomorrow. This is a big moment in elections and politics to see all 10 laws of TrumpoDynamics in effect
The Ten Laws of Trumpodynamics
First Law of Trump: Never believe what Trump says
Second Law of Trump: Anything Trump denies is the truth
Third Law of Trump: For every Trump opinion, there must exist an
equal and opposite Trump opinion
(the First Law inevitably leads to the Third Law;
this is known as “The Trump Paradox”)
Fourth Law of Trump: Whatever Putin says
Fifth Law of Trump: No Tax Returns!
Sixth Law of Trump: Ignore everything Mike Pence may have said
Seventh Law of Trump: I hate that Seventh Steve. Gives me nightmares
Eighth Law of Trump: Any Trumpian emotion will remain in motion
(also known as “Trump Motion Rule”)
Ninth Law of Trump: The only constant is that any Trump opinion
will always evolve
(also known as “The Trump Constant”)
Tenth Law of Trump: Everything gravitates to Trump
(also known as “Trump Gravitational Force”)
The 10 Laws of Trumpodynamics by The Seventh Steve ie the T-Dawg / the
HatRat. No Trumps were injured in the making of this joke but we would
love to have managed some more discomfort to the sad bastard loser
The Ten Laws of Trumpodynamics may be freely shared and you don't even need to link to this blog, but we appreciate it if you do. Enjoy!
Previous humor about Trump is the Lumberjack Song.
Latest analysis of the race, my Debate Preview is here
Since this is the comedy section, I just HAVE to get one of these Trump-Putin T-shirts:
https://www.google.com/#q=trump+putin+t+shirt
Posted by: Millard Filmore | September 26, 2016 at 01:35 AM
Hi Millard
Yeah, great shirt. I used that Trump Hat generator we found a while back, to make a few Putin-related Trump Make America Great Again hats. So Make Russia Soviet Again, and Make Estonia Russian Again, and Make NATO Go Away - hats. All in red of course.. One could go perfectly with that T-shirt
Tomi Ahonen :-)
Posted by: Tomi T Ahonen | September 26, 2016 at 02:06 AM
More humor, someone at balloon-juice.com saw this tweet go by:
"I think we can agree that Donald Trump has been preparing his whole life to yell at a woman for 90 minutes.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) September 23, 2016"
https://www.balloon-juice.com/2016/09/25/late-night-open-thread-waiting-and-rumor-monging/
Posted by: Millard Filmore | September 26, 2016 at 05:18 AM
Hi Millard
Yeah LOL GOP is one of my fave TW comedians, he/she is VERY funny and prolific. I often also respond to LOL GOP directly and exchange some follow-up on a given joke
Tomi Ahonen :-)
Posted by: Tomi T Ahonen | September 26, 2016 at 05:24 AM
Talking about humor, remember Donald Trump's phone call to Bill Clinton? What if the big reveal today is Donald Trump declaring his undying love for Hillary Clinton as a politician, and that he is withdrawing his name from the contest...
Posted by: Wayne Borean | September 26, 2016 at 07:52 AM
Hi Everybody
I posted a new blog just with the final picture on Monday eve, when all latest polls are in, to see where we were, just before the debate. Then we can compare how the debate had (or hasn't) moved the race.
Tomi Ahonen :-)
Posted by: Tomi T Ahonen | September 26, 2016 at 11:56 PM