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September 11, 2016


Wayne Borean

Ah, but you missed that classic song 'Bomb Terrorists'

Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb terrorists,
And their families,
Bomb terrorists,
And their families...

Wayne Borean

Also there's the 'Theme from Zero Dark Thirty'. Part of the chorus is,

And water boarding is painless,
It brings on many changes
And I can use on any I please


Now remains to be seen if this minor overheat episode is enough to bring conspiracy theories to the everyday discourse in the digital age


Weakened at Bernie's.

They say she has Pneumonia now, but perhaps as some suspect it is Parkinson's since they have a problem with aspirating saliva so go into coughing fits. Oh, and those mini-seizures.

Maybe that's why she insulted a large number of Americans who supported Trump as bigots.

Will Hillary still be around in two months?

Oh, did you think Margaret Thatcher was a great Prime Minister of the UK?


Excellent sidebar satire piece

Been reading since I came across your expose of Elop years ago

How about an update to that storyline please?

Isceald Glede

Monday with tz

They say he fiddled his taxes, but perhaps as some suspect it is narcissism since they have a problem with funding a wall so go into hissy fits. Oh, and those Bondi DA bribes.

Maybe that's why only a small number of incoherent deluded racists support Trump as bigots.

Will Donald emigrate to Russia in two months?

Oh, do you think Kim Jong-Un is a strong leader because of the executions?



How could you overlook the cuntry side? Who can forget that wonderful duet by Reluctant Ryan and Rich Mitch "Columbian Coal is Cool" McConnell doing a remake of "Stand By Your Man"?

BTW, little bratty baby girl Donnie is now crying about the debates being rigged against her. We will either have one tough woman (on the day diagnosed with pneumonia, she appeared at 2 fundraisers, a 2 hour nat. sec. meeting, a presser, and a CNN interview) versus one whiner, or just the tough woman debating herself.

Hillary Clinton Has Pneumonia, Trump Demands To Be Sworn In Immediately

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Hi everybody

I've just posted the weekly countdown-update. 8 weeks to go.

Tomi Ahonen :-)


One of the deadliest trap in the debate was the throw of Alicia Machado, the winner of the beauty pageants contest. Trump was totally caught off guard with that. Trump said to Hillary "Where did you find this?". This allowed Hillary following the debate a two-days attack on Trump regarding being a male chauvinist pig. That was a beautiful trap!


You mean he'll be around 2 terms (8 years)

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