First Concise Draft of Trump-to-English Dictionary (aka ‘Final Final Trump-to-English Wordbook’)

Researchers at Trump University have worked hard to deliver this, the First Concise Draft of Trump-to-English Dictionary (aka ‘Final Final Trump-to-English Wordbook’) which we proudly publish here on the Communities Dominate blog for the betterment of all communications relating to Donald J Trump and his political campaign.

 

Airline - see Shuttle

Aislesewyew [ail sooh-yoo] interjection - show of affection and admiration, synonym: “I like you”

All pronoun - none

Amnesty verb - to forcibly deport “I am going to amnesty those 11 million illegals so fast, their heads will spin.”

 

Bachmann adjective - crazy (also see: Sarahpalin, Katrinapierson)

Bankruptcy noun - success “I have never gone through bankruptcy.”

Believme [buh-live me] negation - this is not true, this will not happen “That dead bird will come back to life, believme.”

Bencarson noun - a history expert or guru, esp about pyramids or grain storage

Bennett verb - to lie with added vile and inserted hatred. To go beyond mere lies to more severe distortions and untruths (also see: Conway, Manafort)

Best adjective - worst

Biglee adjective - impossibility “Even after it hit the iceberg, the Titanic will reach its destination port, biglee.”

Billionaire noun - indebted and nearly broke, typically owing money to mafiosos or foreign dictators

Breitbart verb - to publish or broadcast lies systematically but with added misinformation and propaganda (also see: Fox)

Build verb - to ruin “I have built several casinos.”

 

Cain numeral - the penultimate number before 1,000. 999, nine-nine-nine. (note: not to be confused with homonym Kaine)

Cheney noun - severe mistake such as shooting someone accidentially in the face

Chrischristie [kris kris-tee] - 1. verb to fetch cheeseburgers. 2. verb to stall traffic. 3. noun the stare of hostages in hostage videos. 4 noun a rented temporary pretend-friend for a rich spoiled kid who is so unpopular he can’t even buy friends (also see: Lewandowski)

Conway verb - to lie inconsistently and in contradictory manner (also see: Bennett, Manafort)

Coulter noun - 1. lower class of troll, who does not get invited to speak (also see: Ingraham), 2. book of pure parody content such as ‘Inspired poetry of Hitler’ or ‘The Big Book of Dwarf Basketball Stars’ or ‘In Trump we Trust’

Crooked adjective - honest (also see: Dishonest)

Cruz adjective - most hated, worse than Satan “Even Republican voters selected despicable Trump ahead of Cruz.”

 

Dasntnoume [doesn’t nou-me] verb - to know thoroughly

Daughter noun - sex object "The supermodel was added to the movie cast to play the daughter."

Debate verb - to end totally, often in use such as to commit suicide “That one stubborn plant just refused to debate.”

Dick noun - nice guy as in the way of say a Nixon or Cheney “Trump is being a total dick about it.”

Disaster noun - a success “Hillary is a total disaster.”

Dishonest adjective - honest (also see: Crooked). Usage: Dishonest is used when most instances are true but some may be misleading, hence “CNN is dishonest” but Crooked is used when everything is always true, hence “President Obama is crooked.”

Donald noun - coward, especially in disclosing financial matters such as tax returns

Drumpf noun - clown

 

Eggstrimmvetting [Ek-streem vet-ting] noun - a single religious question of no consequence

Everybody pronoun - nobody “Everybody loves me.”

 

Final adjective and adverb - draft, preliminary. Usage: Final may be used sequentially without change to its meaning, where one “final” modifies the other “final” in adverb-adjective sequence but the meaning remains the same, it is a draft. Hence “This is my final final final offer.” still means in English “This is my first draft proposal”

Finalfinal adjective - see Final

Finalfinalfinal adjective - see Final

Friendofmine noun - unknown or unfamiliar person

Fox verb - to publish or broadcast lies systematically (also see: Breitbart). Antecedent: Russiahtuday

 

Gingrich noun - a mythical base on the moon (also see: Newt)

Giuliani verb - 1. to yell hysterically and incomprehensively. 2. to forget major historical moments. “My mind went blank, I totally giuliani that man walked on the moon.”

 

Heittotellyuh [hate-to tell-you] interjection - gleeful joy in any statement

Hillary noun - 1. winner (also see: Obama). 2. master debater (also see: Obama)

Hitlerspieches [Hit-lers spee-ches] noun - basic book of Trumpian communication and government principles, it is a translation of unknown foreign origins, possibly Germanic

Hughewitt [You you-witt] noun - someone who didn’t like you but became your friend. Antecedent: Morningjou

 

Ingraham noun - higher class of troll, who does get invited to speak (also see coulter)

Institute noun - a financial fraud (also see University)

Ivanka noun - sex object

Isis [aih-sis] noun - a surrender in battle or war “I know more about isis than the Generals do.”

 

Joke adjective - genuine “She’s a joke.”

Jonbarrett (see Jonmiller)

Jonmiller noun - an imaginary childhood friend who never left the person and is still imagined to exist while adult (see Jonbarrett)

Jonstewart verb - 1. to mock via video replay. 2. the proper way to eat pizza

 

Kaine noun - hero, esp in cases of fighting any kind of discrimination such as a scumbag slumlord not renting to blacks or Hispanics (note: not to be confused with homonym Cain)

Katrinapierson noun - the dumbest person that can be found, superlative form of Bachmann. Bachmann is conjugated: Bachmann, Sarahpalin, Katrinapierson

Kenyan [ken-jen] adjective - Hawaiian, born in Hawaii “I know President Obama is a Kenyan.”

Khan [kaan] - 1. noun - the end, especially the end of something long and worthwhile such as a journey or long project. “We laughed all the way to the khan of the book.” 2. verb to invite to learn or read. “The teacher khanned the students to read their history books.”

 

Lead verb - to lag behind. “I am leading in the opinion surveys.”

Letterman verb - to miss dearly, as in a favorite uncle or a top 10 list

Lewandowski noun - a purchased or rented pretend-friend whose friendship has long since passed but is still kept around for old times’ sakes (also see: Chrischristie)

Little adjective - big

Loser noun - winner “Look at the Democrats, they are the biggest losers.”

 

Maccain [Mak-kain] noun - war hero

Maidalotofmahny [made-a lot-of money] verb - to fail totally; to go bankrupt “I maidalotofmahny in Atlantic City.”

Manafort verb - 1. to lie systematically, consistently, without break for any truth or accuracy (also see Bennett, Conway). 2. to become ever more deeply indebted to a Mafia don, warlord, foreign dictator or psycopath

Megyn [meg-gen] noun - fierce interrogator who gets to the truth

Melania [mel-ah ni-ah] - 1. verb to copy and paste, verbatim. 2. noun high priced Eastern European escort service model. 3. noun that sequential trophy-wife who finally is willing to show her naked tits in pictures. 4. noun a third wife of no emotional relevance.

Michele [mi-shell] noun - clown (not to be confused with homonym: Michelle)

Michelle [mi-shell] - 1. noun an untouchable in very high class or esteem (not to be confused with homonym: Michele). 2. adjective perfection in speech or written content, one worthy of learning from, studying or copying

Mexican - (obscure Trumpian term occasionally used, meaning not yet determined, possibly some deity or god of great reverence)

Mieyafricanamerican [mi afri-kan-a meri-can] interjection - scream of help or fear, when afraid of losing one’s life

Morningjou noun - friend who has turned against you. Antecedent: Hughhewitt

Muslim - (obscure Trumpian term occasionally used, meaning not yet determined, possibly some deity or god of great reverence)

 

Nevermethim [Nev-er met-him] verb - to know intimately

Newt noun - a mythical base on the moon (also see: Gingrich)

Nobody pronoun - everybody

 

Obama noun - 1. winner (also see: Hillary). 2. master debater (also see: Hillary)

Outreach noun - a systematic effort to deminish, distance or repel something. “The Florida authorities are trying to outreach the Zika-born mosquitos.”

 

Pence - 1. verb to lie about health risks of something fatal such as drinking cyanide or smoking cigarettes. 2. verb to start a propaganda publication (also see Putin). 3 noun a totally meaningless person “Oh just ignore the pence.”

Peeppolarrsaying [peepl are say-ing] noun - total silence; nobody says anything

Pocahontas noun - smart woman who always wins (also see: Warren)

Poll verb - to lose in November by massive landslide

Promise noun - a joke without a punchline; an unfunny joke “The comedian delivered a promise to deafening silence.”

Putin [Puh-tin] - 1. noun the boss, owner, chief, person who calls all the shots 2. verb to start a propaganda broadcast news network (also see Pence)

 

Regrets noun plural - insults, abusive language, hatred. “After you burned my barn, I have nothing but regrets for you.”

Rigged adjective - fair, honest

Romney noun - truth-teller, sage

Russiahtuday [russ-yah to-day] noun - the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Antecedent: Fox, Breitbart

 

Sarahpalin adjective - more crazy, too crazy. Comparative form of Bachmann (also see: Katrinapierson)

Sarcasm noun - truth

Seventhsteve [seventh-stiv] noun - worst nightmare

Shuttle noun - a financial fraud

Sixguysnamedsteve [siks guys named-steve] noun - economic advisor team

Sumthingsgoinggon [some-things going-on] noun - total stillness; nothing going on

Speaktumiself [speek-to my-self] noun - mental illness, incurable madness “I am going crazy! I can’t think, I walk around the house all day and just speaktumiself”

Succeed verb - to fail totally

Stupid adjective - 1. smart “President Obama is stupid.”. 2. stupid “Sarah Palin is stupid.” Note usage. Stupid is a Trumpian dichotomous adjective which depending on usage means either of two extreme opposites. This is typical of the Trumpian grammar which often has what is called locally ‘sarcastic’ syntax.

 

Tacksreturns [taks re-turns] noun - a doomsday device, something that ends everything, if revealed nothing would remain intact or alive or viable

Terrible adjective - wonderful, terrific

Terrific adjective - horrible, terrible

Thatthing [that-thing] contraction - from phrase “That thing on his head” (archaic, no more in use) used in modern Trumpian times to celebrate glorious hair

Thewall [the wall] noun - fantasy in a childrens story like a unicorn or the tooth fairy; also used when duping gullible older people as in voodoo finance of ‘tricke-down economics’ or in promises of whimsical border obstacles in immigration

Thousands numeral - zero, nothing, emptyness “There were thousands of Muslims celebrating in New Jersey when the World Trade Center fell.”

Taierredofwinning [ti-red of-win ning] noun - a desperate long era of losing so painful it produces a yearning of winning

Tomi noun - The T-Dawg, Seventh Steve and HatRat; Trump’s worst nightmare

Totalmess adjective - success “Obamacare is a totalmess.”

Tuhcorinthians noun - religious book of the Trump Cult

Tremendous adjective - horrible “Ben Carson was tremendous in vetting my Vice Presidential candidates.”

Trump noun - 1. the biggest loser. 2. racist. 3. bigot. 4. sexist. 5. con artist. 6. financial fraud. 7. immigration flip-flop. 8. business technical term: a bankruptcy. 9. banking technical term: a catastrophically bad investment. 10. hairdressing technical term: a cheap badly-fitting wig or hairpiece. 11. colloquial: adjective with or of small hands or short stubby fingers. 12. slang: noun micropenis

Trumptower noun - any building taken over by the Russians or the Chinese

 

Unbelievable adjective - cannot be believed; unbelievable

Unfair adjective - fair

University noun - a money-scam, fraud, confidence trick “After the election, I will re-launch Trump University.” (also see Institute)

 

Viciously adverb - with integrity and honesty, fairly “The Washington Post wrote viciously about my history of serial financial fraud.”

Visa noun - false immigration documentation to bring in a sex worker as a trophy wife, such as a fake university degree

 

Wapo verb - to seek financial information, in particular exposing any misleading or missing money such as promised donations to charities

Warren noun - smart woman who always wins (also see: Pocahontas)

Wife noun - woman leased from Eastern Europe for period of 16 years to bear children, released when the next newer and younger wife is brought in.

Win verb - to lose “You know, all my life all I do is win, win, win.”

Worst adjective - best

 

Youwontbelieve [youh wohnt be-leave] interjection - untrue, will not happen, is not possible. “I’m going to win Pennsylvania like youwontbelieve.”

Yuuge [h-jew-g] adjective - tiny.“I have a yuuge penis.”


This joke dictionary courtesy of THE SEVENTH STEVE, Trump’s worst nightmare, aka T-Dawg aka The HatRat. No words were hurt in the creation of this joke. This joke may be freely shared.

Comments

[Wayne Borean]

Yeah, you'd think that Donald Trump is really a Groaci diplomat.

[Isceald Glede]

Hi Tomi

Last time, you wondered why Trump was staying out of the battle ground states. I thought the reason was clear. By staying away he retains some chance of winning. The campaign team must be trying to steer him towards states where losing a few thousand votes will not make a difference.

I am glad you enjoyed Trumpty. Unfortunately I cannot claim it is entirely original. I heard something example riddles over the phone. I wrote them down and later included some of the phrasing in the draft that ultimately became the final rhyme. I did not check Samuel Arnold's Juvenile Amusements. This was my mistake, and I feel terrible for the chaos I have caused. No harm was meant.

[Winter]

How Much Is Donald Trump Hurting the G.O.P.? Here’s a Way to See
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/31/upshot/theres-a-way-to-see-how-much-donald-trumps-nomination-has-cost-the-gop.html

[Millard Filmore]

To put aside the comedy for a short message ...
Yesterday Rachel Maddow announced the latest PPP polling of Trump as opposed to various, um, other things. Among African-Americans, the Trump is losing out to bed bugs.

http://addictinginfo.org/2016/08/30/donald-trump-is-literally-polling-at-0-with-black-people-imagevideo/
https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/770438637234233344

[cornelius]

Benghazi = pretext
draft dodger = war hero
medical report = quick scam certificate while the limousine is waiting

I don't necessarily like my definitions but I think these items could be included in the dictionary. Everyone is welcome to improve these definitions.

[Eduardo M]

A very insightful article at, of all places, the National Review, on the bad relations between the races that Trump is trying to exploit

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/439431/race-relations-getting-worse-america-why?target=author&tid=997024

[grogxd]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-considers-last-minute-meeting-in-mexico-with-the-countrys-president/2016/08/30/5a694790-6f12-11e6-9705-23e51a2f424d_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_trumpmexico9p%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

I don't get what EPN or Trump have to win over this.

Anyway fun days are coming

[Tomi T Ahonen]

Hi everybody

(thanks for nice words and great additions to Dictionary, cornelius. Others please add your jokes too)

On the race. Am working to seek out all possible data for the Sept 1 version of the Election Scorecard and just out yesterday, WaPo has a count, via PBS, of the field office totals in battleground states. Gosh its devastating news and its once again, bewilderingly stupid organization by Trump. See the article here

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/08/30/the-un-campaign-hillary-clinton-has-three-times-as-many-field-offices-as-donald-trump/

So to summarize, yes, obviously Hillary has a far better organized, and far larger ground game than Trump does. We knew that. But now this is the first count of the armies on the ground haha. Trump's largest 5 states where he has a big organization are Wisconsin, Virginia (dumb!), Ohio, Iowa and Colorado (dumb!). But in Pennsylvania he only has 2 offices (vs 18 in Virginia!) in Florida only 1 !!!! (but 8 in Colorado) and in North Carolina, the fourth of the 4 states he cannot lose - Trump has yet to open his first field office. Yes Trump has zero in NC but he does have 22 in Wisconsin - where winning WI means zero to Trump, its too small to replace Florida or Ohio or Pennsylvania...

Meanwhile Hillary? 36 offices in Ohio, 36 offices in Pennsylvania, 34 in Florida. Her 4th biggest organization is Wisconsin and 5th biggest is North Carolina. Even in Wisconsin, Trump's biggest investment, Hillary has 50% more assets on the ground. As Hillary leads Wisconsin polls by about 10% that should be more than enough to hold a large victory margin in the state and Trump is simply pissing away his money in the state where they make the cheese. In total the battleground states sees an advantage of Hillary field offices 291 vs 88 for Trump (3 to 1 ratio). BUT HOW MORONIC IS TRUMP? In the four must-win states for Trump, only looking at Ohio, Florida, Pennsylvania and North Carolina, its devastating. Its 136 for Hillary vs 19 for Trump. its a 7 to 1 advantage for team Clinton.

I do expect these numbers to adjust (on Trump's side) to something closer to sanity but gosh, its 70 days left in the race and yes, Trump has no field office in North Carolina, a state he has to hold, or he won't be President. A state that used to vote reliably Republican but Obama won in 2008 and Romney narrowly took back to Republicans in 2012. A state where Trump is behind by about 3 points. Where he is now advertising on TV (and Hillary obviously is advertising heavily). But where Hillary has 30 field offices meaning at least 31 paid staff stationed in North Carolina. Trump has no field offices there and perhaps has 1 paid staff for NC but might be zero. Hillary speaks regularly in NC, while Trump was just in Texas, Mississippi and Arizona, Trump doesn't like talking in battleground states to undecided voters. He far prefers preaching to his choir at his cult follower rallies.

Also to really rub it in. Hillary has opened her first field office in Utah (Bill Clinton was sent to campaign in Utah, haha. Hillary won't waste her time there but we may see Tim Kaine go there too at some point if Utah continues to remain close, especially as that one ex CIA guy Mormon Republican is now on the ballot in Utah haha)

But yes, we're starting to see more detail on the race and it IS truly fascinating. Hillary is doing everything by the book and all signs show that if you do that, you just move the needle consistently more into your favor. RCP battleground state map (no toss-ups) shows Hillary now winning every state Obama carried in 2012 plus NC and GA. Trump is at under 200 EV votes (270 needed to win). And to really rub it in, RCP has so many states not in play for Trump, that if Trump won all the states where it is close (race at 5% or less), Trump still loses because Hillary currently has 'locked' so many states she has 272 EV votes today, even if she lost every close race haha. The election is over, for all practical purposes, pending some unforseen event like heart attack or terrorist incident in the USA.

Tomi Ahonen :-)

[Wayne Borean]

@Tomi,

Or a Hillary Clinton meltdown. But we are talking realistic unforeseen events, and Hillary Clinton is not going to have a meltdown, no matter how much the misogynists would like her too.

But if you listen in the right places, there are a lot of people who are convinced that she will fall apart.

[Tomi T Ahonen]

Hi Wayne

Haha yeah. It could happen. Anything could happen. Realistically, Hillary seems pretty unflappable and Trump seems like he's five seconds into a nervous breakdown already. I'd say about 95-to-5 odds that if anyone has a breakdown, its Trump. And even as it seems like nobody could do worse in an election than Trump so far, yes, a breakdown would push his loss into even worse levels haha

but those who are desperately clinging to a desire for Trump to win, they need something. So they hope for anything..

Tomi Ahonen :-)

[Winter]

The Donald really knows how to pick his people:

Trump's Campaign Manager Thinks 'Rape Would Not Exist' If Women Were As Strong As Men
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trumps-campaign-manager-thinks-rape-would-not-exist-if-women-were-as-strong-as-men_us_57c6de3ee4b0a22de0932e31

[Tomi T Ahonen]

Hi Everybody

A Mexico trip? A MEXICO trip? To remind voters of what, that he called Mexicans rapists and murderers. That the current and 2 past Mexican Presidents have said they won't pay for his wall? Gosh, this is 'brilliant' in exactly the same way as Trump U is a 'university'.

So he suddenly decides to abandon his regularly-scheduled next event - he suddenly flies off to Mexico - AND he won't bother to fly his press corps to join him in Mexico? So its only Mexican press then? This has every sign of a truly stupid thing to do. Make Trump seem statesman-like? Ok.. We'll see how it goes

Tomi Ahonen :-)

[Winter]

Live Briefing: Uproar Over Donald Trump's Trip to Mexico
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/31/us/politics/donald-trump-mexico.html

Mexico's president is not increasing his populatity.

[grouch]

Former Models for Donald Trump's Agency Say They Violated Immigration Rules and Worked Illegally

http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration

[grouch]

From the motherjones investigative article linked above:

"H-1B visas have been increasingly popular in the high-tech field, and Trump's companies, including Trump Model Management, have used this program extensively in the past. But on the campaign trail, Trump has railed against the H-1B program and those who he says abuse it. "I will end forever the use of the H-1B as a cheap labor program and institute an absolute requirement to hire American workers first for every visa and immigration program," Trump said in March. "No exceptions."

Nearly three years after signing with Trump's agency, Blais had little to show for it—and it wasn't for lack of modeling jobs. Under the contracts that she and other Trump models had signed, the company advanced money for rent and various other expenses (such as trainers, beauty treatments, travel, and administrative costs), deducting these charges from its clients' modeling fees. But these charges—including the pricey rent that Blais and her roommates paid—consumed nearly all her modeling earnings. "I only got one check from Trump Models, and that's when I left them," she said. "I got $8,000 at most after having worked there for three years and having made tens of thousands of dollars." (The check Blais received was for $8,427.35.)

"This is a system where they actually end up making money on the back of these foreign workers," Blais added. She noted that models can end up in debt to their agencies, once rent and numerous other fees are extracted."

Sounds like coal mining in Kentucky and West Virginia.

[Winter]

Why the alt-right is still nervously embracing Donald Trump
http://mashable.com/2016/09/01/donald-trump-immigration-speech-white-nationalists-alt-right/

It’s the wall, and deportation. Oh, and Fox tells us:

Fox national poll: Clinton and Trump in virtual tie in 4-way race
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/fox-news-poll-donald-trump-hillary-clinton-tie-227611

[Winter]

Still no field offices in Florida:

Trump's Florida Ground Game Lags as GOP Rides to His Rescue
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-08-31/trump-s-florida-ground-game-lags-as-gop-rides-to-his-rescue

[Tomi T Ahonen]

Hi Everybody

The Election Scorecard 2, Effective Sept 1, is now up. Hillary gained somewhat, time running short, forecast remains unchanged. Tons more numbers and details. Enjoy

Tomi Ahonen :-)

[John Fro]

I'm sure everyone can agree that campaign finance reform should wait until after HRC is elected. Right? The idea that a candidate is a checkbox of aspirational necessity is toxic. This is going to end up Clinton 2.0 with all the scandals, possible impeachments, and dreary semantics. Are we going to get any more than we got out of Obama? No, the same institutional forces are in place to forestall any radical agendas and this time it will be personal. The Republicans will have to toss out the Nixonians this time for good. The Southern-Segregationist strategy just can't compete demographically any more. There aren't enough white protestant people left to win national campaigns against the influx of Hispanic Catholics. They hold about 37% of the Republican vote now--enough to win a nomination in a crowded field, but not enough to win a national campaign. You need a more centric candidate like a Chris Christie or John Kasich, but with at least a smattering of personality or charisma. Iowa is really proving to be a huge problem for Republican national ambitions. I could see this taking eight or more years to work out.